[hal ogen]

My dog “identifies” what he expells as b.o.

[jsanders2001]

Way too short. Great stuff...: )

[nascarnation]

Dammit girls, this bike you built won't even get me across the WH lawn.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I identify as an illegal alien. Where’s my FREE STUFF?!!

[Mrs. Don-o]

Perfectly realized. Thank you for posting this!

I identify as Anastasia, the true heiress to the Russian throne. Too bad, Vlad.

[pgkdan]

I Identify as Barack Obama

If I did that I think suicide would be in order!

[SandRat]

My condolences Selwyn.

[central_va]

I self identify as a sea urchin.

[EveningStar]

LOL :)

[Nifster]

ahhh but they are still both idiots

[Rockitz]

I identify as an indigent. That gets me all kinds of free stuff and relieves me of paying taxes. Let’s see where that gets me.

[BuckeyeTexan]

More apropos would be the hypothetical case wherein he self-identifies as Black and demands the right to use the n-word in trendy reference to “his people” even though such use is offensive to a majority of people.

He’s not black. Changing his physical appearance doesn’t make him black and it certainly doesn’t give him the right to use the n-word as it’s used by actual black people in their own culture/community.

[BiggerTigger]

I want to identify as a 2 legged lycanthrope that eats liberals but until I grow fur and shed my carb addiction I don't ask other people to change their lives ;)

[BenLurkin]

It isn’t just that Baraq couldn’t pronounce corpsman.

It’s that he had NO idea what one is, or what they do.

[Boogieman]

I identify as the latest Powerball winner. Pay up!

[1Old Pro]

I identify as Barack Obama.

Now you can go use the WH toilets, or so says Loretta Lynch.

[Albion Wilde]

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