Yes...but in his social set he can dine out forever with the story getting more lurid and ridiculous with each retelling.
He actually went into the lions den “and it was horrible, just horrible, too horrible for words.... Let me tell you...and the bruises...OMG!... The bruises and....”
That’s just another form of porn for progressives. They eat up all those “victim narratives”.
He is now a bona fide gun expert in the world in which he lives.
Until one of his friends decides to try the horror for himself because he wants to feel the brass casing generated wind in his hair!