[Archie Bunker on steroids]

We are laughing at this failed socialist laboratory. The ones looting, however, will be new Americans in the years to come. I'm actually crying about this.

[Mrs. Don-o]

I'm not laughing about people starving in Caracas and Maracaibo. It's truly horrible. And I don't want them forming a Venezuelan tsunami roaring across the hemisphere. I want them to overthrow the oppressors and free their homeland.

Socialism the the crime of the century.