Also, as electric current is generated from non-renewable coal fired power plants which are known to generate CO2 which contributes to anthropomorphic climate change, air conditioners as used in this act shall include all devices that consume electric current to circulate air.
Also, any Department of State employee who criticizes this act orally or in writing shall be found guilty of violating this act and shall be fined not less than $1000 per instance of criticism of this act. The fine shall be deducted from the employee’s paycheck.
I see a loophole: They might use slaves with fans.