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To: Bikkuri

Bart: A man drink like that and don’t eat, he is going to die.

Jim:When?

lol!!!


11 posted on 08/30/2016 4:37:09 AM PDT by mothball
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To: mothball

Another funny exchange from the same scene:

Bart: What do you like to do?

Jim: I dunno. Play chess. Screw.

Bart: Let’s play chess.

Sad, but Blazing Saddles could never be made in Hollywood today. The n-word count is off the chart by PC standards, and quite frankly, they could never find actors who could match those in the original.


23 posted on 08/30/2016 6:30:26 AM PDT by ExNewsExSpook
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To: mothball

Well, it got to the point that every piss-ant prarie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word “draw” in my sleep. Then one day I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, “Reach for it, mister!” I spun around, and there I was, face to face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away.

The little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped into the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I’ve been there ever since.


37 posted on 08/30/2016 7:54:36 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
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