[Blue Jays]

The longer and more complex the coffee order...the greater the likelihood the person is a complete arsehole.
When I hear this kind of nonsense in ANY coffee place, it is almost guaranteed to be a leftist nitwit:
"I would like a half-caf / half-decaf, skinny mochachito, with two Splendas, one raw sugar, medium soy froth, stirred, not shaken...with a sprinkle of nutmeg and cinnamon."

[Mears]

“”I would like a half-caf / half-decaf, skinny mochachito, with two Splendas, one raw sugar, medium soy froth, stirred, not shaken...with a sprinkle of nutmeg and cinnamon.”

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Is that a real order or a spoof from SNL? John Belushi would have loved this stuff.

Astonishing,isn’t it?

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