Evan McMuffin was his name or something along those lines. I think he was polling at 0.000002 per cent last time I checked.
Isn't somebody going to join his campaign? C'mon! Let's at least get somebody to share that lonely stoop with him.
One was David French, whose candidacy died the day after it was first floated.
The second was the aforementioned Evan McMullin, who I've honestly forgot existed until your post. Guy won't get 0.2% of the vote nationally, I bet. Nobody wants Bill Kristol candidates.
I guess his wife DIDN'T vote for him.
There is also the guy who wears a boot on his head and wants to give everyone a pony and the guy who thinks the rent is too d*mn high.