Reminds me of the immortal words of a long-forgotten truck driver I overheard on a CB radio years ago while driving across the Midwest on I-80. He was warning his fellow drivers to ignore the sweet-talking woman who would get on the CB and engage the males drivers in some friendly conversation (and some offers for much more).
"Stay away from that woman, boys. She may sound purty but her face looks like the front side of a mud flap!"
I still laugh out loud every time I think of that. LMAO.
