Monday, 4 PM: NBC makes up a poll result that shows Hillary has won the debate by a 3 to 1 margin. The poll will be released the instant to debate ends.
5 PM: Afraid of being scooped, and afraid of making Hillary angry, ABC and CBS make up their own poll results. Both polls show that Hillary has won the debate by a 4 to 1 margin.
6 PM: MSNBC makes up a poll result that shows Hillary has won the debate by a zillion to 1. Since no one at MSNBC is good at math, no one there realizes that a “zillion” is not a real number.
Less than six more hours until .... Thunderdome!
Trump is going to have to watch out for Thunderthigh’s dreaded Boa `thigh lock’ move; Illary will just be keeping an eye out, period.
(She killed a nice young lesbian chick with her deadly thighs once for snoring.)
Get ready to rrrrrumble!