Referring to the required colostomy bag, I believe you mean the role of the Human Clintostomy Bag that tonight will be ably played by Lester Holt.
After Mr. Holt happily glugs the wastage flowing from Hillary Clinton all night, and the media kneels happily in supplication to Hillary after the “debate”, he will be summarily detached and disposed of into the Biohazard bin—as all good Clinton receptacles eventually are.
This thread has taken a most unfortunate turn.