[gaijin]

Carlos SUPER Dangerous..!

[Crimson Elephant]

A Telenovella couldn’t even be this over the top.

[Jonty30]

Carlos dangerously dead.

[OLDCU]

He’s been working undercover.

[Red Badger]

Secret Agent Man
Johnny Rivers

There’s a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They’ve given you a number and taken away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Oh, be careful what you say
Or you’ll give yourself away
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They’ve given you a number and taken away your name

Swinging on the Riviera one day
And then laying in a Bombay alley next day
Oh, don’t you let the wrong words slip
While kissing persuasive lips
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They’ve given you a number and taken away your name

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Sounds like Carlos made a boner!