Oh, please. This was an outright joke. If you read to the end, it was obvious. Here's the document:
http://media.wix.com/ugd/0cf371_514bfe6a2dec4871ab7da7d50b9be410.pdf
It's plausible at the start, but goes off the rails around page 4.
The FBI shouldn't be wasting their time on what amounts to an article from the Onion.
Is there any statement in the article directly from the FBI? The only direct quote in the snip is the Dem ahole.