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What? One rich guy and a bunch of hangers on and twittering hipsters?

California may slide into the ocean tomorrow, but it isn't seceding any time soon.

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“California may slide into the ocean tomorrow, “

50 megaton nuclear bombs exploded simultaneously every few miles in the San Andreas fault could hasten this possible solution to our `frisco/LA problems.
Then we can hang ten off Fresno beaches.