[aquila48]

And now for something completely different...

(representative picture at site)

[faithhopecharity]

not sure how really different this story is
from most of the Obama and HilLIARy press releases
the mass media feeds us as “news”

[Boogieman]

So... much.... insanity... don’t know what to make fun of!

[stylin19a]

yikes...this was a plus sized model

“To be honest”, said Jason, “I didn’t even realise she was wearing one(Thong). You’d need a sodding mining licence and a torch to find out for sure. She could have had a complete wardrobe in there and I’d have been none the wiser.”

[Yo-Yo]

Fake but accurate. From their "About" page:

And so from the very start, we made an editorial decision to give facts a back seat. Yes, you may find a grain of truth hidden away somewhere, but it’s more by accident than design. If you do find something that’s true, don’t judge us too harshly. Anyone can make mistakes.

[NFHale]

“...double buttock representation of the chariot race scene from the iconic 1959 film, Ben Hur. ...”

Sigh...

Ya just can’t make this stuff up...

[null and void]

bkmrk

[Smittie]

I guess that’s one danger of being a tattoo artist that most don’t think about before making that career choice...

[freedumb2003]

It looks like “The Onion” light.

Parody site.

[SpinnerWebb]

From the description in the article, that is certainly NOT a representative picture.

[infool7]

Is this the same Rotherham that was at the center of a multi-decade child sex abuse ring.

[HollyB]

Omg that was hysterical

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I’ve had such a miserable day — but not as bad as theirs. Thanks for posting —in “breaking” news no less — and giving me a laugh!

[AU72]

Morale of the story is don’t have the bean burrito before going for the double cheek tattoo.

[Safetgiver]

This..Can’t...be....Right.

[Blood of Tyrants]

ROTFL!

[bert]

Myth Busters, calling the Myth Busters

[dainbramaged]

No decent tattoo artist would be smoking while working. That’s all I’m going to say.

[WayneS]

So, Charlton Heston on one cheek and Stephen Boyd on the other?

[Trillian]

Hers probably would have taken up too much bandwidth.

[Jonah Hex]

"...I sense a slight ripple in the buttock cleavage area just around Charlton Heston’s whip, and a hissing sound – more of a whoosh than a rasp – and before I know what’s happening, there’s a flame shooting from her arse to my fag and my beard's gone up like an Aussie bush fire.”