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[dfwgator]

Wanda: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?

Otto West: Apes don’t read philosophy.

Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not “Every man for himself.” And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

[BenLurkin]

Let’s see a fish ride a bicycle.

[Gaffer]

Give me a million dollar NHS grant and I guarantee I’ll come up with some sort of answer for you guys! What’s the answer you want, BTW?

[mewzilla]

The Incredible Mr. Limpet!

[PghBaldy]

Fish can flop. but can they dance? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af0P6mZeU00

[Rennes Templar]

When dolphins and apes start building dolphin condos and ape apartments, then I’ll think they’re smart.

[gubamyster]

They’ve outsmarted me many times, for hours at a time.

[Texas Eagle]

Of course fish are smart. They swim in schools.

[tumblindice]

A lot of us have been fishing, but how many of us have aped?

[Texas Eagle]

If fish are so damn smart, you'd think they'd've learned by now to spend more time studying how to outwit bears instead of apes.

[immadashell]

I know many people (mostly Congress Critters) who are dumber than a brook trout.

[Tennessee Conservative]

Fish can be smart. I had an outdoor fish pond for several years. My older fish were fearless. They liked to swim into the palm of my hand and let me ‘pet’ them like you would a dog and they took pieces of fish food from my fingers. They were so tame that they would stick their faces out of the water and sniff the snout of my Jack Russell. That could have been really stupid but after one lip-locked him the JRT was afraid of the fish, not the other way around.

[stylin19a]

https://www.wired.com/2011/04/orangutan-tools-fishing/

do fish have ape catching tools ?
I think not.

apes win.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

"Take my picture and let me go ~ I'm way smarter than you know"

[ChessExpert]

Evolutionist Stephen Jay Gould criticized the “just-so” stories of evolutionists. Charles Darwin himself told just-so stories. Turn-about is fair play. There is no reason why creationists should refrain from telling just so stories.

[dp0622]

my goldfish does the New York Times crossword puzzle

[RegulatorCountry]

See? Sea kittens really do experience existential angst and dark ennui, just like us. I knew it! /SJW snowflake

[COBOL2Java]

I always thought he was

[xrmusn]

Words to the wise....

Even a fish wouldn’t get caught if it kept its mouth shut!

[Mark was here]

While fishing, it is infuriating to think about the size of a fish brain being equal to the size of a pea.