AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!....GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!!!
Having never met her but very impressed by her calm demeanor and her care and loving of her son and of The Donald, I am so happy to have a such a woman as FLOTUS. I personally think she is beautiful and she must damned well be very smart to keep up with The Donald.
I thought the rant by Erin was childish and immature. Rereading it I see I was not wrong. Maybe Erin should try to be a little more concubine-like...she certainly needs something to be a little more fun!