Welcome to your new cubicle.
> “The remaining staff will be consolidated on the remaining, redesigned floors in a “more dynamic, modern and open workplace, one that is better suited to the moment.”
Red Swingline staplers will be optional (Office Space reference).
It is somehow a small comfort that so many hard-working propagandists will have to start dealing with trying to think in such group pens. My guess is that they will resolve the chaos by increasingly working from home.