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Deadspin Tells Ted Cruz to ‘Eat Sh*t,’ After Cruz Hilariously Burns Them on Twitter
Breitbart.com ^ | 24 Jan 2017 | Dylan Gwinn

Posted on 01/25/2017 7:00:01 AM PST by Rockitz

More hilarious than all the jokes in all the land is when a liberal talking point or stereotype detonates in their face. It’s not surprising that this stereotype-shattering would occur on Twitter, where so many liberal memes go to die. Though, few would have thought Ted Cruz would be the one triggering the explosion.

Politico ran a story which stated that Ted Cruz, intent on repairing frayed relationships with GOP Senators in Congress, had begun a weekly basketball game.

Specifically, the piece said that Cruz had, “started a weekly basketball game in the Russell Building, for example, and has been urging colleagues to attend.”

This prompted Deadspin, a leftist political website masquerading as a sports site, to write, “Surely some of you reading this must work on the Hill, or know someone who works on the Hill, or know someone who is secretly sleeping in the men’s locker room in the Russell Building on the Hill. Either way, if you happen to snap a few photographs—or better yet, a video—of Ted Cruz in his raw, unbridled, soup-fueled athletic form, please for the love of god send them to ashley@gizmodomedia.com.

“It’s going to be a long four years. We need this.”

When Deadspin tweeted that silly request out, they received a response from none other than Ted Cruz’s own Twitter account, which offered “proof” of the senator’s hoops prowess by tweeting a picture of Cruz look-a-like Grayson Allen of Duke.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cds; deadspin; globalistcruz; losercruz; lyinted; pavlovian; tcds; tedcruz; triggered
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Kudos to Team Ted!
1 posted on 01/25/2017 7:00:01 AM PST by Rockitz
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More Lyn’ Ted. He’s history. How about good riddance to him and move on and get behind Trump and loyal Republicans (there are a few and none include Lyn’ Ted)


2 posted on 01/25/2017 7:01:08 AM PST by Reno89519 (Drain the Swamp: Replace Ryan & McConnell; Primry Lyn' Ted and others.)
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I say, I say, I say. It’s a joke, son.


3 posted on 01/25/2017 7:02:58 AM PST by Rockitz (This is NOT rocket science - Follow the money and you'll find the truth.)
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Kill them with brilliant intellect. Watching Benghazi hearings really made me respect the instantaneous brilliance.


4 posted on 01/25/2017 7:04:26 AM PST by momincombatboots (Pray for Sky, 20, two gunshots to abdomen, college student, hostess, easy prey n transformed US)
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FATALITY!
5 posted on 01/25/2017 7:04:41 AM PST by OddLane
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One of St. Ted’s better moments. He has the talent to do this if he has the discipline.


6 posted on 01/25/2017 7:05:27 AM PST by LS ("Castles Made of Sand, Fall in the Sea . . . Eventually" (Hendrix))
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As for Deadspin, Ted Cruz is now more likeable than you. Might want to go ahead and delete that account now.

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I might not always like what the Senator has to say or what he does, but this was great...Way To Go Senator Cruz!!!


7 posted on 01/25/2017 7:05:29 AM PST by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump/Pence: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!)
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Stil though: He’s history.

All the midnight basketball in the world ain’t gon’ change that.


8 posted on 01/25/2017 7:05:50 AM PST by T-Bone Texan (Not tired of winning yet. BOO - YAH !)
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So is Lyn' Ted. Just say'n.

Anyway, this is a duplicate post by other Lyn' Ted cultists that won't give him up.

On a serious note, what does anyone know about Dewhurst, who is or may challenge Lyn' Ted next year?

9 posted on 01/25/2017 7:07:33 AM PST by Reno89519 (Drain the Swamp: Replace Ryan & McConnell; Primry Lyn' Ted and others.)
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More Lyn’ Ted. He’s history.

Well that escalated quickly.

Golux
(Still here, by the Grace of Mods, despite having been a Cruz supporter...)
10 posted on 01/25/2017 7:07:45 AM PST by golux
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Did you read the exchange?

I suggest you not make a fool of yourself and comment until you see what you are commenting about.

Your post makes you look as stupid as deadspin.


11 posted on 01/25/2017 7:08:06 AM PST by freedumb2003 (obozo: not just the worst president in American history - worst *American* in American history (turf)
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Deadspin could be the official web site for jock sniffing snarky pajama boys whose biggest sports accomplishment was playing intramural ultimate Frisbee.


12 posted on 01/25/2017 7:11:19 AM PST by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: Reno89519

Try not to speak.


13 posted on 01/25/2017 7:14:52 AM PST by Mase (Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
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To: Reno89519

Well you certainly look silly, don’t you.


14 posted on 01/25/2017 7:16:51 AM PST by bigdaddy45
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If Trump can work with the moronic liberals, maybe you can put your CDS on hold and realize Cruz can help move Trump’s agenda forward...

The CDS rants are getting a little old...


15 posted on 01/25/2017 7:17:22 AM PST by Popman
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Well said (written).

I miss Foghorn Leghorn...


16 posted on 01/25/2017 7:23:15 AM PST by BBB333 (The power of TRUMP compels you!)
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To: Reno89519

If you can’t get over it, at least start spelling “Lyin’” correctly.


17 posted on 01/25/2017 7:23:25 AM PST by Pravious
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To: Reno89519

He’s a staunch conservative, you obviously, not so much.


18 posted on 01/25/2017 7:48:11 AM PST by traderrob6
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To: Rockitz

Cruz driving to the ring, makes a ring shot.


19 posted on 01/25/2017 7:50:33 AM PST by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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TED CRUZ IS OUTSTANDING IN THE SENATE


20 posted on 01/25/2017 7:52:28 AM PST by Mr. K ( Trump kicked her ass 2-to-1 if you remove all the voter fraud.)
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