Trump to Putin:
“You can have Europe. We’re going to save money and withdraw all of our troops because the Euros no longer deserve our help. They’ve chosen their future by dramatically changing the demographics (will now be majority Muzzie in the future so why waste our money on those naive fools). You are the only one who can strong-arm the naive Euros into correcting the situation. Together, the US and Russia will fight the scourge of Sharia Law and Radical Islam. French wine & cheese is better than yours, but note the French women don’t take showers frequently. The Danish and Swedish women are hotter than your babuskas. Good luck, Vlad!”
Trump to Putin:
You attack from the north; we’ll attack from the west, and just like 1945 we’ll drive evil out of Europe.
Only this time, we’ll get something for our efforts.