Fool should have done like Mel Gibson did and just buy an entire island.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mago_Island
Sure looks like a great place!
Not easy to get to. They say there is no port, but it looks like great potential for a port on the North East.
No kidding. He probably could turn a dismal rock no one cares about into a paradise the Hawaiians on shore would demand to have back.