Another FReeper on another thread came up with, what I thought, was a very good definition to allow you to keep who's who straight ...
Anytime you see the words "transgender" or "trans-whatever", simply replace them with the word "fake". Since then, I just read it that way automatically and everything stays ... well, no pun intended ... straight.
Mom needs handcuffs and boy needs child protective services to take him away.
Excellent!!!