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To: Ciaphas Cain

Chuck Norris does not do push ups. He pushes the Earth away from him, and when the Earth tries to push back, he just pushes it away again...

4 posted on 02/08/2017 4:55:35 PM PST by piytar (http://www.truthrevolt.org/videos/bill-whittle-number-one-bullet)

To: piytar

Oklahoma earthquakes are caused by Chuck Norris swimming from Dallas to Tulsa—through land.

9 posted on 02/08/2017 5:10:05 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers, all armed conservatives)

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