1. Germany isn’t in the Middle East.
2. OK. Try the two-state solution out on Syria first by partitioning it into Kurdistan and Syria. Do the same in Iraq, Iran and Turkey, and get back to us with the results.
3. Why only in the Middle East? Don’t Basques and Ruthenians deserve their own states?
4. Didn’t partitioning Yugoslavia work great? You go slavia. I go slavia. We all go slavia.
While we’re at it, what is wrong with the UK? Just because they spent a few centuries uniting into one country doesn’t mean they’re exempt. Get with the program, folks. As Mel Gibson said once while pretending to be tortured to death: “FREEEEEEEEDOM!” for Scotland, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Corning, and for that matter separate the Highlands from the Lowlands in Scotland, and Northumberland from the rest of England (they talk funny up there).