Impossible! There are no guns in Britain!
Come on guys :)
We need new quips.
The “can’t be, guns are illegal” and “definitely not muslim /s” have been used too much.
We’re a sharp bunch. We need some new ones.
Like “No need to worry. W. Europe is on top of the muslim issue and is taking appropriate measures” :)
or “It was probably the IRA /s”
or “Next step England should take is “Muxit”
Alright, they weren’t that good, but let’s have some ideas!! :)