He must have sawtooth teeth for chewing wood.
1 posted on
04/22/2017 10:08:44 AM PDT by
Jyotishi
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To: Jyotishi
The North Koreans may want to interview him.
2 posted on
04/22/2017 10:13:11 AM PDT by
Farmer Dean
(Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
To: Jyotishi
Mehmood Butt-Melmood must mean splinter.
3 posted on
04/22/2017 10:14:10 AM PDT by
o-n-money
(We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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Seems that would be a very high fiber diet.
4 posted on
04/22/2017 10:15:59 AM PDT by
boycott
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My butt would be in a “meh” mood too if all I ate was leaves and wood.
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I’ve seen people live on McDonald’s, beer, and soft drinks and be healthy at 50. Now if you’re stilling pulling it off at 70, that would be impressive.
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Years later, as he took up work and could afford meals, he found himself strangely keen on maintaining his unique eating practice, the report said.
At least spring for a bottle of salad dressing, dude. Live a little!
9 posted on
04/22/2017 10:21:26 AM PDT by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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10 posted on
04/22/2017 10:24:45 AM PDT by
freedumb2003
(The Civil Rights movement compared content of their character to skin color and chose the latter)
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“...Suck Chain trees were his favourites.”
They taste like you’re just sucking on a chain and THOSE are among his favorites?????
I wonder about his dental health.
To: Jyotishi
People eat plants and survive?
Unbelievable.
12 posted on
04/22/2017 10:28:45 AM PDT by
AmusedBystander
(The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next)
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I hope the Good Earth restaurant gives him some certificates for his continued business!
13 posted on
04/22/2017 10:30:45 AM PDT by
MNDude
(God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democratt)
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Seriously, I’d like to know his Body Mass Index. Bet it’s less than 15.
14 posted on
04/22/2017 10:35:10 AM PDT by
upchuck
(Rhetoric is only the lubricant of power. The real goal of power is always power. ~ D. Greenfield)
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to eat it...........
16 posted on
04/22/2017 10:37:40 AM PDT by
umgud
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17 posted on
04/22/2017 10:38:48 AM PDT by
SkyDancer
(You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
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If his fresh leaves and wood are so good why didn’t collect more and sell them ?
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Richard Simons has eaten “Wood” for a long time and look where that got him.
To: Jyotishi
So he eats, leaves, and shoots?
22 posted on
04/22/2017 10:48:39 AM PDT by
Disambiguator
(Keepin' it analog.)
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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
“Why?” asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“Well, I’m a panda,” he says. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
“Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
24 posted on
04/22/2017 10:50:12 AM PDT by
stylin19a
(Terrorists - "just because you don't see them doesn't mean they aren't there")
To: Jyotishi
Meanwhile, his little buddy has a one-track mind (food-wise) also:
29 posted on
04/22/2017 11:16:07 AM PDT by
Clearly Right
(Except when I'm driving, which I tend to do on the left side of the vehicle.)
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After dinner he leaves his favorite restaurant branch, with knots in his stomach then falls in to bed. No one is around to hear it.
31 posted on
04/22/2017 11:27:19 AM PDT by
Organic Panic
(Flinging poo is not a valid argument)
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