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Legendary Houston attorney Richard "Racehorse" Haynes has died
Houston Chronicle ^ | 4-28-2017 | Margaret Kadifa

Posted on 04/28/2017 8:00:17 AM PDT by Snickering Hound

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To: Milton Miteybad
The way I heard it was,

Q. Does your dog bite?

A. No, he doesn't bite.

Questioner enters yard where dog is located. Dog attacks and bites.

"Hey, your dog bit me! I thought you said he didn't bite."

A. That's not MY dog.

21 posted on 04/28/2017 10:12:16 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Snickering Hound
Haynes: Your honor, I would like to request a delay in my case on entry into Heaven or Hell.

Angel in charge: No problem, we have a lot of those requests. Your delay is granted and you will be in Hades holding cell #3,021,215 until called for trial.

Haynes: How long will that be?

Angel in charge: Many say it feels like eternity.

22 posted on 04/28/2017 10:14:40 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Chauncey Gardiner

A Dairy Queen waitress married the son of a Texas governor and shot him to death (Vickie and Price Daniel)

Haynes defended her and got an acquittal.

Became a movie starring Susan Dey called 'Bed of Lies'.

23 posted on 04/28/2017 10:23:01 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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