"I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job."
Unfortunately (for my entertainment), I think this is fake news that was probably put out by the White House just to troll the media. The only thing that would make it more obviously fake would be if Trump allegedly told the Russians that he wanted to take Comey to a Moscow hotel suite and urinate all over him.
I needed the laugh. Hell, I'd pony up $39.99 for the pay per view.