[4Runner]

A true WASP ( birth name Warren Wilhelm, Jr.) masquerading as an ethnic Italian. He wouldn’t even know how to spell lasagna, much less cook it.

[nopardons]

His Italian descent mother ( whose last name he now uses ) and his German descent father were bot stinking COMMIES.

Not only can he probably spell "lasagna", he's probably eaten a lot of it. And he's NO "WASP" !