[[How cold was the chicken.-only kidding.]]
It was so cold I saw him with a capon.
3/4's of the time in real life....not FR life..I don't realize I've been offended..or something like it.
I just go on..and continue to exhale Co2 and suck in 02...and continue on....
I've made friends with people I thought were horse's ass's,,,and I've been a horse's ass.
This ain't no....can't we get along #$^$%^ speech...It's just me talking..
But here's the deal...we are ALL FReepers...and need to be FReepers. And need to bury our differences....
Just my few pennies worth...
"Lion Tamer Wanted"
A circus owner runs an ad for a "Lion Tamer Wanted" and two people show up. One is an old golfer in his seventies, the other a drop-dead gorgeous brunette with a great body in her twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. "Here's your equipment… a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion gets all heated up, starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat, revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor!! He says, "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my life!" Then he turns to the old golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies… "Possibly... but you've got to get that lion out of there first."