Tell your friends who are contemplating a move that Arizona is a terrible place to live. Scorpions the size of schnauzers crawl around people’s homes, deadly diamondback rattlesnakes roam the sidewalks, psychopaths terrorize baby nurseries with AK47s, and winter temperatures exceed 160F.
No, they don’t want to live in Arizona. Texas is the place to be.
http://www.conservativemove.com/
Yes Texas!
(I may stop in Tucson ...on the way)
I’m making a new line!
oh yeah, Arizona, wow, like I saw spiders the size of my hands crawling around the front door just now, trying to squeeze in under the threshold...and black clouds with lightning constantly flashing. There were hundreds of toads the size of a softball everywhere at the barn tonight, it looked like a horror movie! And they were all watching us, thousands of gummy eyeballs swiveling to and fro as we walked to the car...
No, I do not think Texas is it either. Try Arkansas
I see what you did there. : )