[Mr Ramsbotham]

I think what’s happening is that global warming is causing earthquakes under the ocean, which sucks the water down into the earth’s center, where it’s going to become pressurized steam which will in turn blow the entire earth to pieces at some point if we don’t impoverish and destroy Western civilization.

[C210N]

it’s going to become pressurized steam which will in turn blow the entire earth to pieces...

Or, what I fear most, the earth itself will capsize and flip over.

[billyboy15]

I think what’s happening is that global warming is causing earthquakes under the ocean, which sucks the water down into the earth’s center, where it’s going to become pressurized steam which will in turn blow the entire earth to pieces at some point if we don’t impoverish and destroy Western civilization.

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OMG, OMG!!!! We’re all gonna DIE!!! Please tell me where I can send all my money to prevent this!

[Flag_This]

"pressurized steam which will in turn blow the entire earth to pieces..."

We should be so lucky. More likely, the pressurized steam will push the earth from its orbit, like air escaping from a balloon, and drive us straight into the sun! Then we'll truly understand "global warming," I can tell you.

[RegulatorCountry]

I think what’s happening is that global warming is causing earthquakes under the ocean, which sucks the water down into the earth’s center, where it’s going to become pressurized steam which will in turn blow the entire earth to pieces at some point if we don’t impoverish and destroy Western civilization.

Yup. That's how them dinosaurs got down there, just in time lucky for us.

[Clutch Martin]

“...become pressurized steam which will in turn blow the entire earth to pieces”

Quick! We need a steam tax!

[goodnesswins]

You have the imagination of a liberal...lol