Posted on 07/30/2017 5:07:08 PM PDT by jazusamo
Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!
They don’t do no good
They never be workin’
When they oughta should
They waste your time
They’re wastin’ mine
California’s got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them
Swear t’God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear t’God they got the most
At every business on the coast
They got the Flakes
Flakes! Flakes!
They can’t fix yer brakes
You ask ‘em, “Where’s my motor?”
“Well, it was eaten by snakes . . . “
You can stab ‘n shoot ‘n spit
But they won’t be fixin’ it
They’re lyin’ an’ lazy
They can be drivin’ you crazy
Swear t’God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear t’God they got the most
At every business on the coast
(Take it away, Bob . . . )
I asked as nice as I could
If my job would
Somehow be finished by Friday
Well, the whole damn weekend
Came ‘n went, Frankie
(Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?)
You know what? They didn’t do nothin’
But they charged me double for Sunday
Now, you know, no matter what you do,
They gonna cheat ‘n rob you
‘N then they’ll give you a bill
‘N it’ll get your senses reelin’
And if you do not pay
They got computer collectors
That’ll get you so crazy
‘Til your head’ll go through th’ ceilin’
Yes it will!
I’m a moron ‘n this is my wife
She’s frosting a cake
With a paper knife
All what we got here’s
American made
It’s a little bit cheesey,
But it’s nicely displayed
Well we don’t get excited when it
Crumbles ‘n breaks
We just get on the phone
And call up some Flakes
They rush on over
‘N wreck it some more
‘N we are so dumb
They’re linin’ up at our door
Well, my toilet went crazy
Yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says
“Never flush a tampoon!”
This great information
Cost me half a week’s pay
And the toilet blew up
Later on the next day ay-eee-ay
Yeah ay-eee-ay
Yeah ay-eee-ay
Yeah ay-eee-ay
Blew up the next day
WOO-OOO
One Two Three Four!
Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!
One Two Three Four!
FLAKES!
We are millions ‘n millions
We’re coming to get you
We’re protected by unions
So don’t let it upset you
Can’t escape the conclusion
It’s probably God’s Will
That civilization
Will grind to a standstill
And we are the people
Who will make it all happen
While yer children is sleepin’,
Yer puppy is crappin’
You might call us Flakes
Or something else you might coin us
We know you’re so greedy
That you’ll probably join us
We’re coming to get you, we’re coming to get you
We’re coming to get you, we’re coming to get you
We’re coming to get you, we’re coming to get you
We’re coming to get you, we’re coming to get you
-Frank Zappa
"Senator Jeff Flake is a fifth-generation Arizonan who was raised on a cattle ranch in Snowflake, Arizona. Snowflake was named in part for Senator Flake's great-great grandfather."
Kinda explains a few things...
Sounds like some cheating goes on. Kelli Ward should have primaried him out handily.
Flake is aptly named.
Yes, very strong Mormon area
You had one too many M’s there.
Lol got it
Don’t know the story.
Flake is a flake.
A party trying to destroy its own president. The Stupid Party.
Flake is the GOP John Kerry.
Flake? Morelike $hit-for-brains.
Nice family, however Jeff is a Flake...
Az conservatives are among the most lied to voters on the planet. And Flake McCain gives Venezuelan crooked elections a run for their money.
And the people of Arizona should be complicit if they don’t get rid of this moron Flake!! Him and his ilk are gumming up the works at the swamp/cesspool called WDC and keeping our President from draining it once and for all.
Kelli Ward is getting ready to kick Flake to the curb.
Isn’t he up for reelection in 2018. Trump needs to make sure he’s very vocal for his opponent.
2018 election in AZ is going to be very interesting. Can we eliminate 2 rinos?
One of his sons was in charge of some property and a bunch of dogs kept there alledgedly died of heat and care issues.
It was swept under the rug.
Get rid of the Mormons in the Senate: Flake (AZ), Hatch (UT), and Heller (NV).
And Flake and Hatch are up next year!
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