[Puppage]

So a restaurant owner called 911 because she tried to order a drink while underage

Since when do you call 911 for THAT?

[Bob]

When daddy has an (R) after his name.

[al_c]

Since when do you call 911 for THAT?

If you're a moonbat liberal restaurant owner, it's what you do if it involves the Bush family.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20010605/aponline100208_000.htm