Prison food.
I’ve eaten in a lot of federal prisons ( not as an inmate...as a federal employee) and the food was actually quite good. Prepared by inmates learning skills for post release employment. They don’t dare serve Michelle’s swill in prisons! I’m surprised there weren’t kiddie riots over that crap that was foisted on them. I guess refusing to eat it was the best they could do.
I have a healthy school lunch for you right here Michelle.