Don’t you understand. It wasn’t some drunk redneck a-hole.
It was the Illuminati, The Global Zionist Conspiracy, The Freemasons, The FReepers, The Vegetarians, and.....
Oh, my Lord, did I say the FReepers.... Only those with a Zone X7 Double Double Top-Secret Clearance are allowed to know about the FReepers.....
#21. Question. How did all these groups fit into one muscle car? Grease and a very big SHOEHORN?
You are now on double secret probation.
First rule of the freepdom is you don’t talk about the freepdom