A good rule rule for the new network would be to fire any male who cries on air more than once per year.
and:
anyone who has multiple stories about different diseases that don’t kill them gets fired.
Oh! And the following phrase is forbidden:
“in one week you will wake up in an America that has been fundamentally and forever altered..!!”
>>A good rule rule for the new network would be to fire any male who cries on air more than once per year.
A better rule would be to fire anyone who cries on air for any reason whatsoever.