[Kickass Conservative]

Pepperball Star
(to the tune of the Byrds “rock and roll star”)

So you want to be a Pepperball Star
Just listen now to what I say
Get yourself an Antifa Jar
Then Piss in it, you’re on your way

And with your Mask on tight
You attack the Cops and you’ll be alright
Then it’s time to go downtown
Where the Anarchists won’t let you down

Sell your Soul to the Soros Clan
Sacrifice your Balls, be an Antifa Man
In a week or two when you show off your Scar
Just be yourself you’re a Pepperball Star

The price you paid was worth all the pain
Who needs two Balls, you’re a little insane
The money from Soros doesn’t get you too far
But in the Youtube world you’re a Pepperball Star

[Nateman]

Nice tune. Maybe I’ll come up with something. Doug from upland is the Free Republic Lyrics king.