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No fizzy drinks: Chinese army tells recruits to shape up
BBC ^ | Aug 24, 2017 | Kerry Allen

Posted on 08/24/2017 2:35:48 PM PDT by posterchild

In an online post, the People's Liberation Army (PLA) blamed overconsumption of fizzy drinks, excessive computer gaming and even masturbation for the poor health of young people.

It said physical test failure rates had reached an "alarming high", with at least half of the candidates failing in one city.

The military has been struggling to find recruits in recent years, despite its heavy promotion of patriotic "heroes" and military TV and film dramas.

(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.com ...


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: china; masturbation; prc; softdrinks
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1 posted on 08/24/2017 2:35:48 PM PDT by posterchild
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Well, they aborted all their potential girlfriends.


2 posted on 08/24/2017 2:46:58 PM PDT by Mercat (I know my redeemer lives.)
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overconsumption of fizzy drinks ....... even masturbation

And yet my DD214 says "HONORABLE". HowdIdooit??

3 posted on 08/24/2017 2:47:22 PM PDT by Eric Pode of Croydon (I'm an unreconstructed Free Trader and I do not give a damn.)
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Well, they aborted all their potential girlfriends.


Sad but true. What’s the ratio in China, 55-45?


4 posted on 08/24/2017 2:59:51 PM PDT by samtheman (As an oil exporter, why would the Russians prefer Trump to Hillary? (Get it or be stupid.))
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Whelp, guess that means I have no future in the PLA... :P


5 posted on 08/24/2017 3:10:43 PM PDT by Kommodor (Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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Irony?

How many production facilities does Coke have in China?

Who has pirated every gaming device and app in existence?

Who has killed 70% of their female babies over the last 40 years?


6 posted on 08/24/2017 3:11:56 PM PDT by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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Sad but true. What’s the ratio in China, 55-45?

Not quite - but the geographic distribution is now way off. Plenty of girls - even a surplus - in the big cities, but very few in rural areas.

7 posted on 08/24/2017 3:17:39 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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When I was in the USA, I consumed a lot of fizzy drinks. I didn’t drink at all, except beer and maybe a little bit of Bourbon, but anyway, we did PT every morning so we didn’t get fat.


8 posted on 08/24/2017 3:18:29 PM PDT by HenpeckedCon (Covfefe Trump!)
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"NO SOUP FIZZY DRINKS FOR YOU!"
9 posted on 08/24/2017 3:20:31 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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Maybe they don’t like guys with one huge forearm, and one that is scrawny?


10 posted on 08/24/2017 3:30:48 PM PDT by MortMan (Nobody goes there any more. It's too crowded! [Y. Berra])
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A shortage of women, no masturbation ... what’s a virile young man to do?

And they can’t even play video games to release some testosterone-fueled tension?

Why doesn’t China turn them all into transgendered women. That would solve the problem right there.


11 posted on 08/24/2017 3:32:41 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (Trump is "bearing the slings and arrows" as he said he would. God bless him and the U.S.A.)
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Maybe they don’t like guys with one huge forearm, and one that is scrawny?

They'll have to learn to be ambidextrous. LOL!

12 posted on 08/24/2017 3:35:14 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (Trump is "bearing the slings and arrows" as he said he would. God bless him and the U.S.A.)
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We should all go there and marry their remaining women.


13 posted on 08/24/2017 3:35:45 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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It’s not the wankers we’d need to worry about if we fight them. It’s their robots.


14 posted on 08/24/2017 3:39:15 PM PDT by Disestablishmentarian
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15 posted on 08/24/2017 3:48:04 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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With 50 million excess men, I’m sure masturbation is fine art over there.


16 posted on 08/24/2017 3:55:38 PM PDT by farming pharmer (www.sterlingheightsreport.com)
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So, I guess China’s not a problem after all....... I wonder how they’ll do in the border dust-up with India?


17 posted on 08/24/2017 3:55:53 PM PDT by captain_dave
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Why So Many Chinese Children Wear Glasses

http://www.businessinsider.com/why-so-many-chinese-children-wear-glasses-2014-11


18 posted on 08/24/2017 4:33:06 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: posterchild

Why? Is the PLA planning on using Raging Tiger Style against the wideeyes? Including the reserves the PLAFG has 2.1 million, so we send a couple hundred old bikers to slap the snot out them. Maybe we send some of these gang kids who are playing Polar Bear to play Poke the Panda.

Stupid comment? Well its a stupid premise. For them the volume of defense related work completed and the ability to wage warfare is an issue of numbers and how they are assigned. They have no chance to outfight, outrun, or outbuild an American division on a 1 on 1 basis.

Most oddly is maybe the fact than in a fight against the US, its the computer dorks and video gamers that are going to be most capable of doing damage in modern warfare but they dont want any of those.


19 posted on 08/24/2017 5:49:56 PM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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despite its heavy promotion of patriotic "heroes" and military TV and film dramas.

I saw a bunch of those DVDs in a bootleg video store in Toronto's Chinatown a few years ago. I was intrigued about possibly picking a up few of them. I mean, a Chicom war flick? Why not?

Until I thought for a moment about who the "bad guys" would be in those movies.

20 posted on 08/24/2017 5:59:11 PM PDT by henkster (Ask your favorite liberal to take the "Snowflake Challenge.")
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