[Loyalist]

Amazing what you can pull out of your...

[gaijin]

De Beers now undertaking Death Star construction...?

[SaveFerris]

Sounds like a bling-bling paradise for Obama’s retirement along with his whole administration. For entertainment, they can take 1% Jay-Z and muscular Beyonce, too.

[Enterprise]

All this time I thought Uranus had Klingons. Now we find out that Uranus has diamonds. Will wonders never cease?

[SandRat]

shhhhh, Al Bore is getting jealous.

[Gay State Conservative]

Be prepared for some cheeky responses!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Yeah but my girlfriend still says the carat isn’t high enough. She wants the whole planet on her ring!

[deadrock]

Ah...so that’s where women come from.

[jazusamo]

Ah yes, Uranus and Neptune were Zsa Zsa Gabor’s favorite planets.

[yarddog]

That is not so impressive. I once saw Superboy turn a lump of coal into a diamond. Not only that but just by squeezing it in his hand, he polished, cut, and sized it perfectly for Lana Lang’s engagement ring.

[SandRat]

That’s the climate change Al Gore would like.

[PGR88]

The gems form in the hydrocarbon-rich oceans of slush

They must have a lot of dead dinosaurs on those planets

[Zeneta]

May not be “Garbage” after all.

“Only Happy When It Rains”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esEdC0c3YI4

[left that other site]

Had no idea this song was about Uranus:

And take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind
Down the foggy ruins of time
Far past the frozen leaves
The haunted frightened trees
Out to the windy beach
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky
With one hand waving free
Silhouetted by the sea
Circled by the circus sands
With all memory and fate
Driven deep beneath the waves
Let me forget about today until tomorrow

Bob Dylan - Mr. Tambourine Man Lyrics

[adorno]

No way I’m going digging in Uranus for diamonds.

[Slyfox]

A bunch of diamonds would probably pay for the trip there and back.

[BenLurkin]

“Up in Xanadu diamonds fell like rain.
Citizen Kane was king. Poor citizen Kane.”

[LeoTDB69]

Uranus must be one tight sphincter to produce all those diamonds. Now if they can just borrow one of Saturn’s rings to put it on.

*thinking maybe I should X out of this reply - NAH its Friday night*

[katana]

Alternate universe Marge: "What's a donut?"

Homer: "Aarrrgh!!!" and runs away.

Alternate Marge: "Oh look, it's raining"

[smokingfrog]

[fhayek]

Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Who knew?