Sorry, man. If you cannot see (what I perceive as) a clever turn of a phrase, I cannot help you.
Laz, I did fall for the title play on words!
I glanced and thought I read “Statuatory Rape” so of course I was curious. Hey, we get very interesting articles posted here on FR—like the one about the Chinese problem of young men masturbating too much and having large testicular veins.
Great editorial,BTW.