Amateur! Everyone knows to RENT the wood chipper from Lowes/Home Depot overnight and to HAVE IT BACKED UP TO A CATFISH POND!
Pro Tip: Freezing the evidence helps in cleanup afterwards (or you can just back up wood chipper into the pond and the catfish will lick out the little sticky bits).
8 posted on 08/30/2017 4:33:14 AM PDT by DCBryan1
(No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!)
yup, or just feed-em to da pigs...