That’s hilarious... and true! I really don’t know how many guns I own... nor where they’re all at in any given moment! When people ask me how many guns I have I always pause for a moment, stare up into the corners of my eyes in deep consideration, then respond, “I’m not sure. A few dozen at least anyway!” But then again, I do reside in Wyoming, the most heavily armed state per capita in the Union! Molon Labe!
I have the same problem. I can’t resist picking up a new toy to play with. I tell my wife that she should’t have made me buy a safe. The dark places always manage to produce offspring;) Unfortunately, I live in Colorado which is slowly following the path of the PRC. However, I do love the hunting.
Molon Labe!