New York Times
SPECIAL COUNCIL MUELLER REDIRECTS PROBE TO “TRUMP BRIBE”
In a clear case of pandering, Mister Donald Trump sent one million dollars to fund some questionable Hurricane Harvey “relief” efforts.
In response to what looks like a clear violation of Campaign Reform Laws and the lack of 501c PAC accredation, Robert Mueller has ordered his team to investigate where the money came from, where it went, and to ascertain the motivations of Mr. Trump.
“Donald Trump has clearly sought to influence the 2018 elections with this grandstanding and illegal donation,” Mueller said, “and he will be brought to justice.”
Representative Maxine Waters (D-CA), at her appearance on MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow Show, reaffirmed her call for impeachment, stating “such illegal money sendin’ is not right for a President! He bribed the entire State of Texas! Impeach him today!”
The DOJ is considering opening a RICO money-laundering probe, said Attorney General Jeff Sessions: “It looks a little unseemly. I hate to say it, because President Trump is a friend, but several crimes may have been committed. I Can Haz Recuze Now?”
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan chimed in, calling this a “troubling development”.
At the time of the writing of this article, it is not clear where the money came from or where it was sent.
Please tell me that’s satire and not real!