To: fwdude
They keep changing the charts.
Usually, it seems, to push some drug on you.
Plus, my doctor’s nurse weighs me in the hallway, winter shirt & sweater, belt, steel-toed boots.
Then at the end of my problem-free exam, my weirdo doc waves a finger at me: “You could stand to lose a few pounds.”
Right.
To: Fightin Whitey
Chubbies are susceptible to heart attacks.
When you get one, its time for a change of lifestyle.
If you plan on living a long time.
10 posted on
09/01/2017 12:30:35 PM PDT by
goldstategop
((In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever))
To: Fightin Whitey
Plus, my doctor’s nurse weighs me in the hallway, winter shirt & sweater, belt, steel-toed boots.
Git yer physical done in the summer. Then you can go in buck naked.
11 posted on
09/01/2017 12:35:13 PM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: Fightin Whitey
Clearly she has a crush on you and is hoping you’ll strip down for the scale.
34 posted on
09/01/2017 1:36:06 PM PDT by
Yaelle
(We have a Crisis of Information in this country. Our enemies hold the megaphone.)
To: Fightin Whitey
Ditto me. Plus, I’m carrying a sidearm concealed under my jacket/Jimmy Buffet shirt.
46 posted on
09/01/2017 2:35:28 PM PDT by
LouAvul
(The most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.)
To: Fightin Whitey
47 posted on
09/01/2017 2:36:11 PM PDT by
LouAvul
(The most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.)
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