Where is the gang recruitment office?
My schedule is open.
“Hi. I’m here for my gang money.”
“Which gang do you belong to?”
“Uh, we’re up on the north side.”
“Do you have any weapons?”
“Yeah, we got like a piano and a guitar.”
“Wait a minute. Are you in a gang or a band?”
“No....no....we’re a gang. We need gang money.”
“How else would we know that this is a gang?”
“Well, we got colors, man.”
“Really? Like everyone wears the same color?”
“Yeah, we all wear blue....blue robes.”
“You’re a member of a church choir aren’t you?”
“So, our alto section carries switchblades. Where’s the dough?”