“Marquis Evans-Royster”
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My theory is that it’s getting stuck with idiotic first names drives people to a life of crime.
Maybe he’s named after Marquis de Sade, and just likes hurting people. Somebody needs to put the hurt on him, see how he likes it.
Nah. More likely, he was named after a car;
The Mercury Grand Marquis, a full sized, rear wheel drive
luxury car.