LMAO, he’s a horny old dude.
One of my coworkers and I (on behalf of my company) help with annual senior center parties. He dresses up as Santa, I am Santa’s helper and I assist these very old and frail seniors as they sit on Santa’s lap and have their photo taken.
You can’t believe the obscene things some of the old ladies say to Santa when he asks them what they want for Christmas. Some of the really old men always try to grope me, saying things like “I’d like to have you for Christmas!!!” as they get way too close to me.
A friend’s 90 something father was in a nursing home for several years before he died. (In his fifties, he had a horrible industrial accident where both of his arms were severed from both shoulders.). So one afternoon a nurse came into his room and found an elderly woman on top of him, performing OS. So this was handled etc. but the next day my friend got a call from the nursing home and said the family of the woman wanted to press charges against her dad for sexual assault................