“Question: HOW MANY buffalo chips will it take to buy CNN?”
A shit Ton.
Ok I will calculate it for you.
Amusing the patties are fully dehydrated and assuming the dehydrated mass is 8 oz. 4000 patties based upon US tons.
Metric is unknowable. (2204.6 lb per ton) Some Europeans countries are fuller of crap than others. For Poland and Hungary it would be many less but for France and Germany who are so full of crap it (Vacuous crap) it would be many many more.