"...FMCDH..."
We would just return to an overturned house where the authorities have already advised the press about weapons, child porn, drugs, and ISIS literature discovered via an allegedly lengthy investigation.
That one will work twice, maybe three times tops.
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There are enough who are old and retired and divorced/widowed, with nothing else to do but lie in wait from a slight distance, to rapidly diminish the ranks of the confiscators.