[Right Wing Assault]

Garrison, is that you or is some drunk comic in a bar pretending to be you?

I remember hearing your name back when you had your 15 minutes of fame. I never could figure out what people saw in your writing. Were you trying to be funny? Keep trying, man.

That rambling mess shows a very angry man who needs to make up things about DJT since he is President of the USA and you, well, are just the has-been, Garrison, uh, I forget your last name. Feeler? Yeah, Garrison Feeler.

That was some bogus story about why that woman came forward. Was that supposed to be a joke, too? That was embarrassing. Are people keeping an eye on you?

[libstripper]

I really like your term, “rambling mess”. It perfectly describes “Lake Woebegone Days,” that fool’s miserable attempt at a readable book. Yes, I tried to read it and, no, I didn’t manage to finish it, even though I’d actually paid for it.